Tower of jack 3 Books - Sean Loomer torrent

Category: Fantasy, LitRPG
Language: EnglishKeywords: Bad Assassins Fantasy Frenemies Humor LitRPG Tower Of Jack
Written by Sean Loomer
Read by Johnathan McClain
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Book 1 - Tower of Jack:
He’s arrogant. A certified pain in the butt. Maybe just crazy enough to survive. Jack Atlas, self-proclaimed ‘World’s Best Assassin’, had a simple plan: retire in style and marry the girl of his dreams. Then he gets placed in The Tower—a divine deathtrap where gods pit their creations against each other for the ultimate prize: eternal paradise for you and your friends. The catch? If you lose, well, let’s just say your chances of finding a decent bar in oblivion are slim. Jack, who’s never met a hornet’s nest he didn’t want to kick, soon finds himself on the wrong side of The Black Centipede, a notorious assassin cult with a charming recruitment policy: join or they’ll murder everyone he loves. Instead of sipping Mai Tai’s on some beach he can’t pronounce; it’s slurping down health potions because he got stabbed by a goblin with a particular fondness for stabbing him in the rear. Heroic quests? Conquer The Tower, appease his assassin overlords, reunite with his dream girl? Nope. Jack instead gets sent to ‘dungeon timeout’ for bad behavior. That’s fine by him.
If anyone’s crazy enough to not just survive, but win against The Tower, it’s Jack.
Book 2 - Frenemies:
Jack Atlas: twice as cocky, insufferable, and neck-deep in the Tower AKA the divine death trap. Stuck in a dungeon meticulously designed to ruin their lives in the most entertaining way possible, Jack and his best friend, Hannah, are outnumbered and outmatched by monsters with questionable ethics. Jack knows he should be fighting for his life, but where’s the fun in that? Instead, he’s decided to charm the dungeon’s nastiest creatures, turning enemies into reluctant allies, and allies let’s just say things get complicated. A civil war is raging outside the dungeon, where things have gone from bad, to ‘the world’s literally on fire’. On one side is his ex-mentor, Rodeo a guy who makes violating the Geneva Conventions look like a hobby. On the other, his ‘we’re totally over but let’s not rule out hate-flirting’ ex, Sarah, who’s leading the good guys with the moral superiority of a saint and the firepower of a dragon. Jack’s got a simple plan. Escape the dungeon, avoid getting eaten, or betrayed or both figure out whether Sarah wants to kill him or kiss him, and just maybe land a solid punch on Rodeo’s smug face. All before happy hour, because, priorities.
Book 3 - Bad Assassins:
Impossible? Don’t you mean: this should be fun? Jack Atlas barely survived the first floor, and now the Tower’s unceremoniously booted him to the second. Even with his mana on the fritz, he’s once again given a so-called impossible task by his benefactor: conquer Broken Moon City, and claim it as his own. The sprawling undead metropolis is where the Tower’s races collide in a blood-soaked melting pot, and no one person has ever managed to carve out their own throne. Fortunately, Jack has let’s say allies. Teaming up with a goblin who treats the rules of alchemy as something to be staunchly ignored, his best friend Hannah, and a handful of sketchy oddballs, the malfunctioning assassin sets out to either capture a city that’s proven impossible to conquer, or burn the place to the ground—doing his best to avoid turning everyone he meets into a lifelong enemy. No matter what happens, Jack’s gonna enjoy doing it.


Book 1 - Tower of Jack:

He’s arrogant. A certified pain in the butt. Maybe just crazy enough to survive. Jack Atlas, self-proclaimed ‘World’s Best Assassin’, had a simple plan: retire in style and marry the girl of his dreams. Then he gets placed in The Tower—a divine deathtrap where gods pit their creations against each other for the ultimate prize: eternal paradise for you and your friends. The catch? If you lose, well, let’s just say your chances of finding a decent bar in oblivion are slim. Jack, who’s never met a hornet’s nest he didn’t want to kick, soon finds himself on the wrong side of The Black Centipede, a notorious assassin cult with a charming recruitment policy: join or they’ll murder everyone he loves. Instead of sipping Mai Tai’s on some beach he can’t pronounce; it’s slurping down health potions because he got stabbed by a goblin with a particular fondness for stabbing him in the rear. Heroic quests? Conquer The Tower, appease his assassin overlords, reunite with his dream girl? Nope. Jack instead gets sent to ‘dungeon timeout’ for bad behavior. That’s fine by him.
If anyone’s crazy enough to not just survive, but win against The Tower, it’s Jack.

Book 2 - Frenemies:

Jack Atlas: twice as cocky, insufferable, and neck-deep in the Tower AKA the divine death trap. Stuck in a dungeon meticulously designed to ruin their lives in the most entertaining way possible, Jack and his best friend, Hannah, are outnumbered and outmatched by monsters with questionable ethics. Jack knows he should be fighting for his life, but where’s the fun in that? Instead, he’s decided to charm the dungeon’s nastiest creatures, turning enemies into reluctant allies, and allies let’s just say things get complicated. A civil war is raging outside the dungeon, where things have gone from bad, to ‘the world’s literally on fire’. On one side is his ex-mentor, Rodeo a guy who makes violating the Geneva Conventions look like a hobby. On the other, his ‘we’re totally over but let’s not rule out hate-flirting’ ex, Sarah, who’s leading the good guys with the moral superiority of a saint and the firepower of a dragon. Jack’s got a simple plan. Escape the dungeon, avoid getting eaten, or betrayed or both figure out whether Sarah wants to kill him or kiss him, and just maybe land a solid punch on Rodeo’s smug face. All before happy hour, because, priorities.

Book 3 - Bad Assassins:

Impossible? Don’t you mean: this should be fun? Jack Atlas barely survived the first floor, and now the Tower’s unceremoniously booted him to the second. Even with his mana on the fritz, he’s once again given a so-called impossible task by his benefactor: conquer Broken Moon City, and claim it as his own. The sprawling undead metropolis is where the Tower’s races collide in a blood-soaked melting pot, and no one person has ever managed to carve out their own throne. Fortunately, Jack has let’s say allies. Teaming up with a goblin who treats the rules of alchemy as something to be staunchly ignored, his best friend Hannah, and a handful of sketchy oddballs, the malfunctioning assassin sets out to either capture a city that’s proven impossible to conquer, or burn the place to the ground—doing his best to avoid turning everyone he meets into a lifelong enemy. No matter what happens, Jack’s gonna enjoy doing it.